constipated baby

Not being able to take a shit

Yo I be sitting on the toilet for hours.

Oh yea, you a constipated baby

by Fatz 105 February 28, 2024

Baby Joe

FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Brooooo, that guy that’s taking it up the ass is a Baby Joe

by Alone4Life January 29, 2019

Blush Baby

A blush baby is someone who easily gets flustered.

Person 1: You look really good today!
Person 2: Th-thanks.. *currently blushing*
Person 1: Wow, you're a blush baby!

by elimswtf_alt December 18, 2021

.....Ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh i thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge Everybody lit the party will never end.....

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.....Ready now, my baby coming through we getting faded oh i thought you knew Steady now, don't you fall of the edge Everybody lit the party will never end.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Crime Baby

Crime Baby(s) refer to children, (usually toddlers) that do criminal activities. Such as stealing chocolate from a gas station.

"A Crime Baby just stole a bunch of Kit-Kats!"

"Fucking Crime Babys..."

by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD July 1, 2023

Man baby

A grown ass man who still lives w his parents and sponges off them not paying any bills.

Travis is a man baby cause he's 30 and still lives with daddy..

by Bobett Hard April 24, 2020

Christian baby

A Christian baby (named after a genre of quora questions) is a hypothetical where the scenario described is made such that the only good outcome is predetermined by the asker (i.e. converting to christianity)

P1: if hitler was trapped in a building with one thousand orphans and the only way to save the orphans was to save hitler would you save him?
P2: that is such a christian baby

by Gummy34 January 5, 2024