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National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend

Always the second weekend in September. From that Friday to Sundown Sunday, all free passes to cheat on your girlfriend with a hooker.
Hey, I booked us a trip to Vegas for my 21st birthday. The second weekend in September. You know that’s National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend!
by TheLongestDriveEver September 11, 2025
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National Hate Ryan Day

“Hey Ryan you look stupid today it’s September 14th” - National Hate Ryan Day
by Monkeyluver4445 September 14, 2025
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National Dick Pic Day

September 15th is National Dick Pic Day! Send your special someone an eyeful of your man candy. Don't be shy, let it all out.
It was September 15th, National Dick Pic Day, so I sent her a picture of my perfect, hard, throbbing DICK.

I'm so sad, I didn't get any dick pics on September 15th, National Dick Pic Day.
by Dark_Angel89 September 15, 2025
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National Thigh Pic Day

September 16th is National Thigh Pic Day, Ask any girl for a thigh pic and they will have to send it.
Guy: Hey its National Thigh Pic Day!
Girl: Oh you're right! Here's your Thigh Pic!
by karlanderson September 15, 2025
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September 17th is the one day you get to pretend to be mad at your friend and give them a scare.
Dude 1: Why are you ignoring me dude??
Dude 2: *silence*
Happy national pretend to be mad at your friends day
by Random guy12363946292 September 18, 2025
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Obama Nation

A Term Used by Obama to refer to his fan base after becoming a hit sensation on youtube after his presidency
Obama: Yo what up Obama Nation its ya boi Barack Obama back with another hit video
by DefinitelyNotobama September 18, 2025
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National titty pic day

January 16th is national titty pic day. You must send a picture to whoever sends you this!
by Jay Roberts January 15, 2025
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