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Melon head

Another term for a “dumb twat” and a good thing to use infront of parents of teachers so they don’t spank you.

Melon head is also being debated on wether it should be a racist slur to black people because of the stereotype that black people like melon.

Calling somebody a “melon head” will give you ultimate power almost as if that big chubby grape snapped his fingers.

BE CAREFUL WITH USE OF THIS PHRASE:
CAN BE LETHAL
Steve: YOU NITWIT ITS 5

Chubby Grape: NO ITS 69 MELON HEAD
by I’m sand December 4, 2020
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Crack Head

by Zai247 July 17, 2019
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vette head

Car enthusiast obsessed with corvettes.
He is a real vette head when it comes to his beloved corvette.
by Vettester Charlie January 16, 2010
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Foof-head

adj. (American *fluff*, slang foof. "Fluff in the brains"; not thinking straight) : chiding term for awesome people who are slacking. Usually used for absentminded close friends and loved ones.
n. : Someone who is foof-headed.
"He is being quite foof-headed today."
"Stop that, you foof-head."
by ZizzleFizzy November 28, 2012
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Head transformer

When ur bestie changes ur face with makeup
Or a penis
by e114! February 4, 2022
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Feisty Little Red Head

The name of a red head who loves to fight with anyone they meet but the only reason they do this is because they are deeply suicidal.
"You're such a feisty little Red Head"
by The Best Franko Ever May 17, 2017
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National Road Head Day

August 5th is National Road Head Day

🍆💦

Show your man your appreciation in the best way possible.
Her: Wanna go for a drive?
Him: Wanna try road head?
Her: Oh yeah, it’s August 5th…National Road Head Day 🤤🤤🤤
by Bigtiddies210 August 1, 2022
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