joogle head

n. a dumb person, nicer than saying "dumb ass"

You paid how much for that (insert item here)?! I saw it online for 1/4 that price! You joogle head!

by wac0059 March 19, 2009

shrimp head

a big shrimp head

shrimp head- “bro stop shitting on me”

by clonkpiggy December 11, 2023

Northern Head

Your Northern Head is your thinking brain and not your Southern Head or (penis).

Bro, make sure to use your northern head and a condom when you go down on some sweet poontang.

by PartyMonkey2000 December 29, 2022

Zombie Head

A strange drug that is found at the music festival Bonnaroo and probably others. That is blindingly expensive. A man saw a transaction that involved it in 2011 and has been searching for what it is ever since to quell the obsession that has taken over his life.

Yo man have you heard about Zombie Head/?

No man sorry. Damnit I heard a transaction selling/buying it and have been searching for what it is for the past 6 years with no luck... Maybe the insanity it has caused in my life IS Zombie Head?!

by Goldmane March 01, 2018

stupid in the head

when you’re just over the edge stupid.

“that girl is so dumb” “omg i know she’s stupid in the head”.

by sophieonthetrack June 23, 2022

Kapusta Head

A literal cabbage head. A dim witted dip shit.

Look at this kapusta head wearing the track suit. Pretty sure he failed out of grade school.

by blunto September 14, 2022

peter pipe head

An online troll who was unable to perform sexually so rather than seek medical advise from a professional, it's opted to conceal it's identity in order to write unwitty definitions about their exes on the urban dictionary website.

I know I am a douchebag troll; I'm a Peter pipe head.

by Ms. Katrina October 19, 2017