National single asb day is for the mfka who don’t get no pussy or dick and they life miserable asfk ! And all they do is pillow talk in slide down the wall cause the worthless as shit 😍
by NENEFRMRAQCITY June 10, 2022
February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times
by No.1alnino February 11, 2022
national shush day is a a day in which anyone can be shushed especially teachers and people who think they are superior
mrs smith: YOUR NOT ALOUD TO WEAR THAT YOU ASSHOLE
jemima: shush.
mrs smith: WHO ARE YOU ASKING TO SHUSH
jemima: you. its national shush day.
mrs smith: OOPSIES IM SO SORRY I WILL SHUSH NOW
jemima: shush.
mrs smith: WHO ARE YOU ASKING TO SHUSH
jemima: you. its national shush day.
mrs smith: OOPSIES IM SO SORRY I WILL SHUSH NOW
by v4mp1r3t0ad April 24, 2021
National zargadoula day it’s the day we celebrate zargadoulas birthday!! 15 march the day of zargadoulas birth.
by Giraffe123456789987654321 August 01, 2022
National tell your best friend your crush day is on August 31. This is for the people with stubborn best friends, so maybe on August 31 they will finally budge.
Best friend 1: hey its national tell your best friend your crush day
Best friend 2: omg no way?!?!?! are you finally gonna tell me??
Best friend 1: yes i guess... its &@^^@**@&@
Best friend 2: omg no way?!?!?! are you finally gonna tell me??
Best friend 1: yes i guess... its &@^^@**@&@
by yourwelcomebtww August 30, 2023
by HALSLJFBDHDYKDKSBDB May 23, 2025
The CCP 2.0 is a nation located in Cypress. The CCP stands for, "Cypress Cock Pussies 2.0", land of the sexy, home of the pussy. The CCP was founded after Cypress fought Turkey for their land, therefore after the war, CCP was born. It is an incredible nation and its citizens are very happy. The CCP Nation brings freedom to all pussies!
Zoe: Who fought against Turkey for freedom?
Malkinson: The CCP Nation, after winning the war, they found freedom.
Malkinson: The CCP Nation, after winning the war, they found freedom.
by Klaidoku January 16, 2024