crocodile thunder dick

Hot sexy slathered man with a rather large caucus

Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater . Crocodile thunder dick

by People named Tyler are gay May 20, 2016

Mega thunder dickslap

Usually performed by people named Thomas with 18 inch penises. The mega thunder dickslap is performed by pulling thy self’s pants down and stroking thy massive 18 inch penis. Then, one spins in a rotation fast enough to cause thy penis to gain momentum. Then, when the time comes, one stops the circular rotation and jumps in the air with penis in hand, and strikes down upon its target. And that is the mega thunder dickslap.

Did you hear how that guy Thomas did a mega thunder dickslap on that other kid?

by Vagina_destroyer.420 June 17, 2019

nordic thunder cock

A very very large cock belonging to a Nordic or viking-esk large hairy man.

Wow, look at that Viking's nordic thunder cock as it plunges into the depths of her Icelandic ocean!

by Mystic Waves April 29, 2006

Turkish Thunder Whip

When a gentlemenly fellow busts out his genitals and proceeds to slap his lady friend in the face with his musty balls.

I totally Turkish Thunder Whipped Mirski last night.

by The Mattadarg June 10, 2009

Dr. Thunder Party

A party that consists of drinking a lot of Dr. Thunder and watching the movie Pootie Tang.

"Damn dude, that Dr. Thunder Party was off da hook! I love Pootie Tang!"

by Jason Lemmon September 12, 2007

Arctic Thunder Sex

When a female achieves orgasm after riding the vibrating seat of an 'Arctic Thunder' snowmobile racing arcade game. Similar to the effect of a Sybian, this real event is made even more amazing when it occurs inside of a busy Chuck E Cheese's

Tom: "What did you and your girlfriend do last night Jake?"

Jake: "We went to fun world and had Arctic Thunder Sex."

by Isaac_Rath_124 September 26, 2009

roaring thunder cunt

The worst of the worst bitchy cunts!

"Isn't that Maddow chick a roaring thunder cunt!"

by Janky Liberal June 4, 2014