Usually performed by people named Thomas with 18 inch penises. The mega thunder dickslap is performed by pulling thy self’s pants down and stroking thy massive 18 inch penis. Then, one spins in a rotation fast enough to cause thy penis to gain momentum. Then, when the time comes, one stops the circular rotation and jumps in the air with penis in hand, and strikes down upon its target. And that is the mega thunder dickslap.
by Vagina_destroyer.420 June 17, 2019
by People named Tyler are gay May 20, 2016
Wow, look at that Viking's nordic thunder cock as it plunges into the depths of her Icelandic ocean!
by Mystic Waves April 16, 2006
When a gentlemenly fellow busts out his genitals and proceeds to slap his lady friend in the face with his musty balls.
by The Mattadarg June 10, 2009
by Jason Lemmon September 03, 2007
When a female achieves orgasm after riding the vibrating seat of an 'Arctic Thunder' snowmobile racing arcade game. Similar to the effect of a Sybian, this real event is made even more amazing when it occurs inside of a busy Chuck E Cheese's
Tom: "What did you and your girlfriend do last night Jake?"
Jake: "We went to fun world and had Arctic Thunder Sex."
Jake: "We went to fun world and had Arctic Thunder Sex."
by Isaac_Rath_124 September 26, 2009
when having anal sex, a girl shits on the penis. then the male proceeds to remove the shit covered shaft from the asshole and cock slaps the girl across the face with the feces covered dick. also can be a homosexual act of passion.
by watermellonissha33 April 24, 2010