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big nippled

One who has big nipples.
by limpet88 October 8, 2020
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Twisted Nipple

I know you wanna cry and say it out loud while laughing at the same time. Go ahead.
dad: *listens to twisted sister*
me: TWISTED NIPPLE
by .._your_real_name_.. October 16, 2020
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Nipple beans

Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.

Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.

This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.

To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!

Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?

Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
by The phantom tanner May 6, 2022
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Nipple pain

Pain in and around the nipple and areola, may be caused by punching the nipples, purple nurples, or playing with nipples. Very common.
Andy received a purple purple and he had nipple pain shortly after.
by Emkuda July 16, 2019
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Arse Nipples

The arousal of an old man sitting on a woman's face
"I sat on her face and it gave me pointy arse nipples"
by kinglish October 19, 2018
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Nipple bum

When your a bit of wet skin is sticking out of your arse hole
Ew you have a nipple bum
by Unknown2727291 April 19, 2016
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Nipples north

When your are drunk as a mofucker. Pass out on your back.
“Bro, I was so fucked up last night I was nipples north.”
by Ballerstatus01 January 31, 2020
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