Carlos

A very questionable individual who jerks to the show “Wild Kratts” and his teachers and students. He didn’t stop.
I’m about to Carlos this bitch.”
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He likes alistair and he liked ivan he has the worlds biggest thigh gap and he has made out with a girl in 3rd grade
Carlos: they started dating and that = they'll hook up
Alistair:I think I'm gay
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Carlo

Carlo is a man like you haven't met before. His charming and personable manner wraps you around your finger, as does his expressiveness. He's a good skater, but not a typical poser skater boy. The loving and warm charisma is underlined by his blue eyes, whereby you will also be generally very impressed by his appearance. The brown hair, the cool style ... To kneel down. But superficiality alone is not enough for Carlo, since the whole being is so indescribably beautiful that it cannot be put into words. You feel safe in his arms, nestled against his slim body. But not only that - you feel at home.
Carlo is a wonderful man
by inyourname November 21, 2021
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The Carlo is a rare breed of Mexican who is a totally radical guy who has way too much time on his hands.The nerdiest and most tubular person you'll meet. Usually very good at art. totally handsome. He knows how to do stuff and holds the door frequently. A wild Carlo has the darkest eyes and usually an amazing chef. His personality is above rad they usually say wowsers.
Carlo get out of the dumpster
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Carlo

A unproblematic silly lil guy, dare I say he's even a tad wacky?
That Carlo is such a silly character
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Carlos

Beautiful, but hella lazy, this animal's natural habitat is the hoods of america's most dangerous cities and Five Guys stores. Despite being a lazy and sometimes shy animal, this creature is among the top 10 most dangerous animals in the USA, being the nº1 cause of gang shootings, despite his cousins in his homeland (Cape Verde) being civilized and just lazy and friendly. Carlos is an exotic species to US soil since it was brought in 2010. If you want to lure him, it's very easy : all you need is some bananas and a thick MILF or a glock.
''Carlos just stole my bananas and my girlfriend!!!!''
''I just saw my girl in Carlos's music video shaking her butt''
''Last night I walked in on my mom and she was getting smashed by Carlos''
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too good at everything and pissis his pants
look its him! carlos i love you! can you sign my autograph!
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