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Snarky Cat

Spunky, cute, and doesn't let things get past without an appropriately timed, snarky comment
When I think of you I often think snarky cat
by chicago222 November 7, 2011
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gateway cat

A gateway cat is a cat that leads its owner to get multiple cats. It starts when someone adopts or buys a single cat. Eventually this person will get another cat to keep the original cat (the gateway cat) company or some other lame excuse. Before you know it, the individual has 40 something cats, is single, and appears on the show "Animal Hoarders".
Pam "I'd like to get a pet. Should I get a cat?"
Amy "NO! It isn't just a cat, it's a gateway cat. You can't have just one. Why don't you get a rabbit instead?"
by notacrazycatlady2 October 12, 2011
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Cat Fetish

When a man gets sexually aroused by seeing the existence of a cat. Usually, the cat is brown and pink with a nice long tail. The man jacks off with his good ol' buddies at their Christmas party to their ex's cat.
The black haired albino has a large Cat Fetish to his Ex's Mom's Cat. He can't be around the cat too long or he might do something to the woman.
by CatFetisher December 31, 2017
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Billy the cat

Billy the cat inst a cat he doesn't take showers so we think he is scared of water like a cat. He smells really bad like he just rolled in shit and he doesn't brush his teeth so when he opens his mouth he has poop residue in his mouth. It rotting his teeth and he is slow in the head like he just got done doing crack. when his mom lets him have a dog she has to hide the peanut butter but she doesn't let him have a dog because what he did that was inappropriate in the past. She walked in on him with peanut butter and the dog i do not need to explain anymore you guys get the idea what he does with animals. He also started humping his dog and he got his dog pregnant what a creep that his life comes down to this.
by cool brian November 5, 2018
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Sylvester the cat

Sylvester is one of the coolest cartoon characters of all time Sylvester has a very sloppy voice but Sylvester the cat isn't a character who gets what he wants he would starve get blown up and more he is mostly known because of tweety bird and speedy Gonzales but he also is known for being a coward that is scared of everything with porky pig just like Luigi from the mario series and he would also hang out with his son Sylvester Jr
by A strange hobo January 17, 2018
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Weasel Cat

It is the apex predator of Arvada, Colorado. It has the strength of ten raccoons, the length of a vespa scooter, the height of a fire hydrants, and the eyes of a demon long dead (just red). It is rarer than big foot, chupacabra, and an affordable housing with a view of the mountains.
"Bro, I just saw the Weasel Cat by 72nd and Wadsworth"
by TheLasso May 16, 2019
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cat bellies

A term of endearment for the sagging fat at the back of a person's arms (tricep area) that hangs and usually jiggles when one waves or moves their arm rapidly. It is termed from the unmistakable resemblance of the typical low-slung underbelly of a cat.
Oh goddness, my cat bellies are so jiggly today!

Person A: "What are you gunna work out today at the gym?"
Person B: "I think I'm gunna work on my cat bellies"
by Rissa513 July 29, 2011
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