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Social Herpes

When a person(s) enter a social circle, become friends with everyone else, then proceed to start large amounts of drama resulting in unrepairable damage of varying degrees. Because of the "infection" to everyone you know, its nearly impossible to get rid of the person(s) that cause the drama.
John: Dude these women are playing everyone against each other. I can't get rid of them either because one is always around everyone else and the other is dating my best friend.

Dave: Dude, you have Social Herpes.
by Thevance April 20, 2010
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Social Nutworking

Similar to Social Networking with the singular exception that you would use social nutworking to take a load off of your nuts. You can social nutwork on practically any social networking page. Social networking is the new singles bar where social nutworking can take place.
If you go look at your girlfriend's social networking page, you can often times see the guys that used her for social nutworking in the past.
If you use your social networking page for social nutworking, you should clear the photographic evidence once it's done.
by SankDawg July 15, 2009
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Social Vegan

A person who is only a vegan as a conversation piece, boasting point or to guilt trip others, and does not (or only temporarily) practice being a vegan. They will usually sprinkle the phrase "I'm a vegan" as much as possible throughout conversations with strangers, acquaintances and friends, while thinking they are being subtle about this.
"You should totally be a vegan like me, being a vegan is, like, the best thing ever. I love being a vegan and eating vegan food"
"I'm so sorry for your loss... he was a great person --I'm a vegan by the way-- and you have my condolences"
"They are such a social vegan"
by TotallyNotASocialVegan December 17, 2018
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Anti-social

when you've reached a certain level of insight one begins to lose tolerance of social behavior self deemed nonsensical.
I believe I'm anti-social.
by Kazfiel Ferguson January 17, 2019
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Social Graffiti

Social Graffiti is where a social establishment like a Pub, Club or Restaurant has a cool element (drawcard) and then takes on a group of people, and for its time is great;

Then, as more people become aware of a 'good' spot, friends and family and cousins and exes and neighbours and the blonde guy from House all rock up and overcrowd the place with their shittiness.

This leads to overcrowding and the establishment takes on an unintended crowd.
"That new club started out awesome, but now it's just full of Social Graffiti."

A restaurant I regularly go to used to be a great quiet spot to take a bunch of friends to drink and hang out and enjoy yourself. Now, if you can manage to get a booking - you'll be shoulder to shoulder with morons yelling at the top of their lungs and generally behaving like yokels.
by Kevin Munro May 10, 2008
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social cataloging

a subset of social media; a website or web application that allows users to digitally catalog things they care about - music, books, movies, art, food, crafts, DIY, etc. while at the same time sharing their content in an online community
Ex: Pinterest, GoodReads, Steroemood, FoodGawker, Craftgawker, WeHeartit

Emily: I can't get off of Pinterest! This social cataloging site is so cool, look at all of my pinboards.

Ashley: Whatever, I'm on goodreads adding books to my digital bookshelf. I'll stick you with a pin if you bother me again.
by msvaccarino November 4, 2011
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anti-social

Someone who doesn't feel comfortable around other people. They would rather do something more productive with thier time rather then hanging out with people they don't really like.
Social Person: What are you doing tonight?
Anti-Social Person: Going home and reading.
Social Person: You mean your not going too the party tonight?
Anti-Social Person: No, I'm not much of a party goer.
by Arie121 March 27, 2009
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