Spam

NOUN:
irrelevant messages sent repeatedly
VERB:
send the same message over and over and over and over again.

He was spamming.

by the random. November 1, 2021

spam

spam is what i do for living!!!!! lol i'm just joking spam is something you send to one person multiples to annoy them. Why do people do this? They do this because they are bored...!!!

"hjfrrbbfnsjfhberi"
"jfdnvifdnfurfnnfuef"
"iufjiuposdjnij"
"Why you spamming?"
"BORED!!"

by Capouche133 November 9, 2017

information spam

(n.)(v.) An overabundance of information deemed mostly irrelevant by its recipient. Information is typically random but may be focused on one specific item for an undetermined amount of time. Information spam can be

(n.) Hey Smith, I got your information spam about laser bug zappers on Facebook.

(v.) I plan on an information spamming George about binary code via email.

by mountaintop February 17, 2010

Spam

1)Ham which has undergone weeks of

fermentation

2) Spunk + Ham

Don't eat the bloody spam please

by Sexually Attractive Big Mac March 21, 2020

spam cubes

Liquid lsd, dropped onto ham cubes instead of sugar cubes. Space Ham cubes ... spam cubes.

Yo dawg, you got any spam cubes?

by xipian July 14, 2022

Spam

Weird ham

Factory worker 1: This ham is in no way different from other pieces of ham
Factory worker 2: I think it's weird so it's spam now.

by udontknowmeidontknowu May 14, 2021

spam/telemarketer defense

Refers to a person's using the well-known prevalence of widespread fake/mass-advertising correspondence as an excuse for his not obeying/acknowledging a 100%-legitimate-but-unwelcome message he has received, such as a hefty bill, restraining order, or other upsetting/disappointing directive that he does not wish to comply with ("Well, it made no sense to me, so I honestly believed it was just a fake message, and simply shrugged it off"). The effectiveness and/or defense-worthiness of said practice --- and your chances of being let off the hook as a result --- can sometimes be further bolstered by "pre-innocentizing" yourself (such as frequently showing up in court for no reason and claiming every time that you'd received an order to appear, and then finally --- after being irritably told for the umpteenth time by the court-clerk that they'd never sent you a summons --- declaring in a frustrated huff, "Fine... well, I guess somebody's been playing sick jokes on me, so from now on I'm just gonna simply IGNORE any and all such notices I receive!") sometime before committing whatever infractions would likely result in said unwelcome orders, so that you can appear justified in your non-compliance with what you supposedly thought was yet another fake order.

I successfully used the spam/telemarketer defense when asked why I hadn't answered a court-summons; I just said, "Oh, that notice was REAL? Oh my --- well, I'd honestly believed it was a fake message... since I've had so many pushy telemarketers and con-men harass me --- sometimes even falsely claiming to be tax-auditors or law-enforcement personnel --- that I'd long ago adopted an 'ignore any and all such notices as fake' policy."

by QuacksO August 9, 2018