by yeeeeaaaaamaaaannn January 08, 2023
Means stop sucking dick. In spongebob, theres an episode where the krusty krab sells Kelp drinks and it shows spongebob slurping on the straw, so it means stop slurping on dick.
Matthew: "Oh my god Nathan, you have the best handles and the best shot in basketball and youre really good."
Nathan: "Thanks?"
Nick: "Put down the kelp matthew, jheeez"
Nathan: "Thanks?"
Nick: "Put down the kelp matthew, jheeez"
by fumastyle November 05, 2017
by boothang408 April 02, 2020
put this puppy to bed is what a guy does when he fucks another dude in his asshole and has a cum-gasm and then leaves his tumescent cock in the guy's butt-hole and goes to sleep.
by USAF Cadet August 03, 2021
This is an act mainly done by intellectuals. Putting the milk in first makes SURE that the cereal doesn't get soggy and anyone who puts the cereal in first should be shot, executed and then tortured beyond belief
Person: Oh hey dude what happened?
Intellectual: Just saw some fucking DEMON putting the cereal in first
Intellectual 2: Yeah putting the milk in first in the proper way to do it
Intellectual: Just saw some fucking DEMON putting the cereal in first
Intellectual 2: Yeah putting the milk in first in the proper way to do it
by Illuminouxs June 23, 2019
The act of bending a girl over to have sex doggy style, and then rubbing your nose back and fourth on her spine until she cums. (This apparently is a huge turn on for girls)
Sean: Bend over girl I want to do doggie style.
Jessi: You know what would really turn me on?
Sean: What?
Jessi: Ever heard of putting a nose in a spine?
Sean: Yeah I've heard of that.
Jessi: Well lets try it then.
Sean: Alright girl HERE IT COMES!
Jessi: You know what would really turn me on?
Sean: What?
Jessi: Ever heard of putting a nose in a spine?
Sean: Yeah I've heard of that.
Jessi: Well lets try it then.
Sean: Alright girl HERE IT COMES!
by Rafiki Tutu February 16, 2010
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