New York Police Department <NYPD> Plus Andy Sameverg Plus The Country Of Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation Of Eros, Pathos, And Logos

New York Police Department <NYPD> Plus Andy Sameverg Plus The Country Of Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation Of Eros, Pathos, And Logos

New York Police Department <NYPD> Plus Andy Sameverg Plus The Country Of Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation Of Eros, Pathos, And Logos

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Skid police

The "skid police" are calling. Referring to the necessity for a loss of traction in an automobile.

Hey mate the skid police are calling!

Ah fuck I better break the tyres loose on my Lexus!

by Lexus is200 February 12, 2021

Police license

A little piece of cardboard that allows perverts to ask you to call police as they rape and pillaged everyone, irrelevant nonsense

If you have a Police license it's the law that I'm a prostitute.

by Cody5050 August 17, 2022

junior race police

Someone who tries to point out racism but gets it wrong.

A: "Islamic architecture uses a lot of geometric patterns."
B: "That's racist!"
A: "No, junior race police, Islam isn't a race."

by LorenzoPhoenix October 5, 2016

Jammy Police

A group of police ran by Jammy Boye. They find anyone using non-pg family friendly terms and give them the ban hammer

Me: uses non pg family friendly joke
Jammy Police: NEE NAW NEE NAW BANNED XD LMAO GOTEM

by krispturtle September 7, 2018

thinkers troll police (TKTP)

The TKTP is the only police that stop trolls;

The TKTP is based on AUTTP but forbids gore

The thinkers troll police (TKTP) just r8ded my server

by ITZWINDOWZTIME May 11, 2024

isn't there a height requirement for Police

Obviously not looking at this mini Chad

I asked the cop that pulled me over isn't there a height requirement for Police? Now I need a good injury lawyer

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024