Point Man

When going out with a group of male friends with the intent of picking up women together, the point man is the friend that will always jump on the hand grenade, while the wing man's responsibility is to distract the cock blocker friend.

Rob: Check out that gaggle over there.

Ed: Yeah, but they got a bridge troll with them

Rob: It's cool, Eric's our point man

by ReverendBob June 30, 2009

Bronus Points

When a friend does some very admirable putting their own selfishness aside to help out a bro.

Wade left his movie date to get me from the bar i was SHAMMERED DRUNK .... mega bronus points. I owe him big

by Moihawk June 12, 2013

Creepist Points

An imaginary point system awarded for creepy acts, such as replacing the standard phone greeting of "hello" with "what are you wearing?" In a low breathy voice.

Girl: I have a mustache on, candy in my pocket and a white van out back! Creep points?

Girl A: How many creepist points would I earn if I only called Serena by the name of Candy Pants from now on?

Girl B: 7, clearly!

by Ross9 October 13, 2010

friend points

when you help your friend move for 'beer & pizza' aka the pay back scale is never even for favor/job done. but for the sake of friendship

Thanks for watching our puppy while we're away for two months on such short notice, you've earned some serious friend points. We'll get you something from the trip to show our appreciation!

by kevin135! June 11, 2016

Peter points

A term used to describe the most obnoxious annoying crude sexual harassing anal aggravating ear bleeding cock blocking self obsessed drug addicted ass-wiping douche-bagging weirdo.

Often directed at someone with the previous listed characteristics.

"What the hell, you just cock blocked me"
"so?"
"You just got like 10 Peter Points"
"Aw Shucks"

by Juanita Incaterina Jones December 20, 2009

Sped Points

Accreditation for a retarded behavior.

Tyler got 20 sped points for having a tape dispenser for 5 years.

Phill got 40 sped points for jumping out of a moving vehicle in front of a police station shouting "I HATE THE POLICE!"

by Salty Sauce December 26, 2009

alliteration points

When someone puts forth a sentence which follows the rules of alliteration in large abundance, a number of points pertaining to their use of no less than four alliterative words is given.

"We've got a big, brown bag of booze!"

"4 alliteration points for you, buddy!"

by Liam E. September 5, 2007