Porcupine Eating Pineapple

When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.

After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.

by WorldsStrongestMayo February 28, 2025

Pineapple Ring toss

When one player takes pineapple rings and tries to get them to land around the "Post" (a.k.a mans penis). The winner gets to eat the rings at the end of the game.

Hey baby! Want to play Pineapple ring toss?

by Bwahahah Hahahaha May 14, 2018

Grated pineapple

Grated pineapple is a slang term that my friend made up (credits to wolf) and it means “ew disgusting icky gross” blah blah blah

“hey bro i just pulled out my pituitary gland from my brain!”
“ew thatʼs grated pineapple bro”

by viqix. February 19, 2024

Pineapple hairs

The stuff on the top of a pineapple

SpongeBob has a pineapple house and the pineapple has pineapple hairs.

by ItsYaBoIiijkjk June 16, 2020

Pineapple Hairs

This came about when Anix was building the bikini bottom. He used the name, "Pineapple Hairs" to describe to leaves on top of Spongebob's Pineapple house.

Anix: "These green stuff, what are they even called?"
Anix: "Pineapple Hairs"

by Bwydnow June 16, 2020

Pineapple

The look on someone's face when they want to fuck you. It's basically when someone looks at you with fuck me eyes.

Girl 1: Look at the way he's looking at me.
Girl 2: Oh my god he's such a pineapple.

by tomboy.in.love.with.pizza June 19, 2016

Pineapple

Why the fuck are you searching up the meaning of pineapple you dumb fuck

pen pineapple apple pen

by driftyboiz July 7, 2019