Someone who is experienced in spending large amounts of time on the couch. This person typically spends a lot of time watching TV, movies, Netflix, or YouTube, playing video games, or channel surfing, or some combination thereof. Think "couch potato," but with more purpose and intent.
Guy 1: "I heard Joe binged 6 seasons of The Walking Dead last week."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a real couch pro."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a real couch pro."
by Danager1989 April 12, 2017
Get the Couch promug. Someone who sits around all day, like a couch potato, but has gained so much weight from doing this, that they can't get up without help from others.
Since Karen lost her job, she has turned into a total couch tomato and doesn't even leave the house anymore.
by TonyaMC419 February 25, 2020
Get the Couch Tomatomug. In a place, i.e. a dorm room, where space is very limited, and the only available section of the room that is available to put a couch, is where a bed would normally reside. not recommended for large heavy couches, or a place to perform sexual acts. also discouraged, is the use of alcoholic beverages before the use of a couch-loft.
by bmcasler March 17, 2010
Get the couch-loftmug. Sitting on the couch being worthless. Often times accompanied by smoking weed and ordering delivery.
by Beanflicka14 August 6, 2017
Get the Couchingmug. by poopdidyscoop December 28, 2024
Get the Couchingmug. by Stephchiohey October 1, 2017
Get the two guys and a couchmug. When a celebrity has an excellent conversation with a talk show host, particularly a late night talk show host.
by Grace Noble December 29, 2023
Get the gives great couchmug.