Jeff : *sitting on the top of the double couch* *takes a sip of the soda and sets it back into the cup holder* *takes a jar of pickles out of the mini refrigerator*
Basically.
Basically.
by Taco_Guru May 16, 2014
the cunts who sit on a couch at a party jealously talking about the pretty girls who are actually having fun.
by weliketopartyy November 18, 2011
by TerryWanEye September 01, 2019
In a place, i.e. a dorm room, where space is very limited, and the only available section of the room that is available to put a couch, is where a bed would normally reside. not recommended for large heavy couches, or a place to perform sexual acts. also discouraged, is the use of alcoholic beverages before the use of a couch-loft.
by bmcasler March 17, 2010
When a grown person don't have their own home and goes from place to place sleeping on other people couches.
by Lordbear1 October 28, 2021
When a person is sitting on a couch and is being being blasted with semen by multiple people surrounding the couch.
by Frostyman007 October 21, 2021
a party where there are too many people, and just one couch. this usually is the fault of the person who threw it not thinking through who or how many people to invite despite not having enough furniture. this results in either a bunch of people squishing onto the one couch or practically nobody sitting there because of the awkwardness of the last situation mentioned.
"Did you have fun at Kaitlin's the other day."
"Nah, man it was a one couch party. There was nowhere to sit."
"Nah, man it was a one couch party. There was nowhere to sit."
by just some lurker on the web February 09, 2020