toilet mice

A used tampon that gets flushed down the toilet but end up plugging it. Then the janitor has to fish it out. (Common in high schools)

Janitor: these fucking bitchs keep flushing those toilet mice.

by huge fucking titties February 2, 2016

Toilet-Brother

Toilet-Brother definition

A brother (and/or sibling, i.e. toilet sister toilet sibling) who only shows up to visit when their sibling, friend or loved one during times when the lives of the sibling they are visiting is being flushed down the toilet.

This moniker applies to the visiting sibling regardless of whether their visit is to revel in the misfortune of the sibling they are visiting or if they are visiting to provide real support, if the visiting sibling only visits during times when the life of the sibling they are visiting is being flushed down the toiletof existence.

Toilet-Brother

James is a toilet-brother because he only visits me when my life is fucked up beyond all recognition.

by the real jm November 30, 2019

Toilet pepper

Pepper that has been filled with toilet paper

“Dude why is my pepper filled with toilet paper?”
“It’s a toilet pepper”

by taWa_personn November 30, 2021

Japanese Toilet

First used by the duo Trixie and Katya, Japanese Toilet is the sexual act of a man putting his testicles inside a woman's anus and then removing them to place in her mouth. The man then urinates on her eyes.

Trixie though he was so hot, she wanted him to give her a Japanese Toilet later.

by ElvenSailor August 9, 2023

Toilet Paper

Something that white ppl are fighting over cuz they stupid

CHILL W UR TOILET PAPER

by -MermyWazHere- April 26, 2020

toilet bitches

A dirty girl that can easily be shitted on
When one is dressed and everyone else looks a mess

When i was at the club I was shitting on these toilet bitches.

by yuoihjol January 26, 2006

toilet sicle

The act of recieving head while sitting on a toilet taking a shit.

Shasta gave Zach a toilet sicle in my bathroom.

by Travis Thompson August 7, 2006