To leave a brown streaky skid mark on the bottom of the toilet that is so caked on after taking a poo that the water from flushing won't remove it.
Husband: I'm going to head downstairs and take a deucer.
Wife: Sounds good.
--Wait 15 minutes --
Husband: Do we have a toilet brush somewhere I just bruised the toilet.
Wife: Sounds good.
--Wait 15 minutes --
Husband: Do we have a toilet brush somewhere I just bruised the toilet.
by lewdog07 February 17, 2010
the sensation many transgender people experience when in need of a public restroom... it is oft accompanied by feelings of anguish, shame, confusion and an extremely uncomfortable and full bladder
Shauna was out last night and was bursting for a pee but was terrified of using the ladies... She was in real Toilet Limbo...
by Rinoa...x February 05, 2015
A half to quarter filled bottle of what appears to be Vodka that was found in a random toilet cubicle. You can't verify its contents 100%, but from the distinct smell of methylated spirits that eminates from the bottle, you feel that the odds may be in your favour, thus deeming the bottle more safe than risky to drink.
Me: "I can't believe I drank the Toilet Vodka last night..."
Friend: "Yeah mate, I was meaning to talk to you about that... You really should get tested for hepatitis."
Friend: "Yeah mate, I was meaning to talk to you about that... You really should get tested for hepatitis."
by RySuki January 13, 2019
When you end up having to shit right when you take your first sip of coffee, and you end up drinking it on the can
by Sarcia26 May 09, 2019
First used by the duo Trixie and Katya, Japanese Toilet is the sexual act of a man putting his testicles inside a woman's anus and then removing them to place in her mouth. The man then urinates on her eyes.
by ElvenSailor August 09, 2023
The art of taking a domesticated feline, preferably an adult one and putting in a toilet bowl and closing the lid. It is a daunting chore akin to getting a dog into a bathtub. Very tricky, but once you have it down, it is pure joy.
Stacie was tired of that old tabby cat, so she put that cat in a toilet. And when she let it out, it ran out of the house and never came back. Great way to un-ass a stupid cat.
I never noticed how big Katlyn's mouthhole was until she crushed that cinnamon bun. I bet you could stuff your pork sword and your whole coin purse in her maw. It would be a task, like getting a cat in a toilet.
I never noticed how big Katlyn's mouthhole was until she crushed that cinnamon bun. I bet you could stuff your pork sword and your whole coin purse in her maw. It would be a task, like getting a cat in a toilet.
by Karl Hungus February 05, 2023
by yuoihjol January 25, 2006