Billy the cat inst a cat he doesn't take showers so we think he is scared of water like a cat. He smells really bad like he just rolled in shit and he doesn't brush his teeth so when he opens his mouth he has poop residue in his mouth. It rotting his teeth and he is slow in the head like he just got done doing crack. when his mom lets him have a dog she has to hide the peanut butter but she doesn't let him have a dog because what he did that was inappropriate in the past. She walked in on him with peanut butter and the dog i do not need to explain anymore you guys get the idea what he does with animals. He also started humping his dog and he got his dog pregnant what a creep that his life comes down to this.
by cool brian November 5, 2018
Get the Billy the catmug. When a man gets sexually aroused by seeing the existence of a cat. Usually, the cat is brown and pink with a nice long tail. The man jacks off with his good ol' buddies at their Christmas party to their ex's cat.
The black haired albino has a large Cat Fetish to his Ex's Mom's Cat. He can't be around the cat too long or he might do something to the woman.
by CatFetisher December 31, 2017
Get the Cat Fetishmug. A state of illness brought on by sharing a living space with multiple cats, usually two or more. Flu-like symptoms typically develop suddenly overnight and include, but are not limited too; sore throat, headache, and muscle aches. The illness cannot pass through loosely woven cloth, so the simplest way to prevent transmission is to wear a scarf.
Coworker 1: Jen looks pretty rough this morning, do you think she has cat throat?
Coworker 2: It's possible, she has a cat named after every Chicago Blackhawks player.
Coworker 2: It's possible, she has a cat named after every Chicago Blackhawks player.
by Honestx November 29, 2012
Get the Cat Throatmug. by Andraz Kigson February 11, 2006
Get the Ultra Catsmug. A term of endearment for the sagging fat at the back of a person's arms (tricep area) that hangs and usually jiggles when one waves or moves their arm rapidly. It is termed from the unmistakable resemblance of the typical low-slung underbelly of a cat.
Oh goddness, my cat bellies are so jiggly today!
Person A: "What are you gunna work out today at the gym?"
Person B: "I think I'm gunna work on my cat bellies"
Person A: "What are you gunna work out today at the gym?"
Person B: "I think I'm gunna work on my cat bellies"
by Rissa513 July 29, 2011
Get the cat belliesmug. Pants Cat (Pellentesque Felis) is a common warm blooded species found throughout several parts of the world. While there are still many wild, untamed breeds of this species, the most common is the Domestic Hairless Pants Cat. This breed typically thrives in dark environments that are rich in alcohol and that are also shared with its prey, the wild Trouser Snake (Trouser Coluber). While requiring some skill, the Pants Cat can be tamed. The Domestic Pants Cat requires pets, kisses, free drinks and its prime feeding time is after last call. The opposite rules of Gremlins apply: Always keep it wet and always feed it after midnight.
by smAsho March 9, 2014
Get the Pants Catmug. It is the apex predator of Arvada, Colorado. It has the strength of ten raccoons, the length of a vespa scooter, the height of a fire hydrants, and the eyes of a demon long dead (just red). It is rarer than big foot, chupacabra, and an affordable housing with a view of the mountains.
by TheLasso May 16, 2019
Get the Weasel Catmug.