Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles

A 'yo mama' joke in Latin that means Yo mama is so fat, when she is in town, Rome has 8 hills. This is funny because there are 7 hills in Rome.

Roman1: Mater tua lupa est (Your mother is a whore)
Roman2: Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles
Roman crowd: Ooooh!

by Lynny64 July 15, 2011

October 24

National kiss a hockey boy day

On October 24 all Canadians come together to kiss a hockey boy. The favourite day for puck bunnies nation wide

by Swag😎 October 13, 2019

October 7

Kiss your gf/bf

Kiss your bf or gf because it’s October 7th

by ĪheUrbanDictionary October 6, 2020

october 4

A cute ass girl was born on this day you should treat her right and spoil her dont break her hear love her be loyal and give her all you got she's a keeper

Hey its October 4th
Ok so what

Oml

Whattt?
It's that cute girls bday

Oh cool

by Blaizeee3333 November 2, 2019

October 14

People who are born on October 14 are usually very kind hearted and are very supportive when it comes to friendship. They can sometimes be a bit sensitive and can often speak before they think.

Person 1: "I have this really kind friend"
Person 2: "when were they born?"
Person 1: "October 14"
Person 2: " that explains"

by Kawaii pusheen November 10, 2019

October 25

Give your girl a kiss and a hug

Ima give Nancy a hug and a kiss because its October 25

by Penguinsmatter October 20, 2019

oct 27

it is National bring a girl food day! 🥰🥰

tommorow oct 27 i’m gonna bring my girl some food

by fjfhfndjjfjfjfjf October 16, 2019