paparapa pants

Puffy, bright orange cargo-style pants. Often worn by Gackt (a Japanese rock/pop star) cosplayers for an easy costume.

"Dude, those pants are so paparapa."
"You may have the paparapa pants, but can you paparapa dance?"

by hananokori03 June 15, 2005

pants dance

the dance you perform while trying to fit into a small pair of pants.

Jane: "Those pants look great on you!"

Kate: "Thanks. I had to do the pants dance to get them on, though."

by EatTheNoodles April 4, 2009

Wank Pants

Pants which are great to easily "rub one out in" . Not necessarily inside the pants e.g wearing shorts which give access to your dick, or pussy , quickly so a wank can occur but in times of danger to the wank, the dick/pussy can be quickly hidden away. Good examples are baggy short shorts.

Dude those pants are horrible!

Yea but they make great wank pants.

Whats that?

You know, pants that you can have a wank and hide your dick quickly with.

by DeeZamBOOGLA January 15, 2013

Booby pants

An alternative name for a brassiere. A bra.

With her money embreasted in her booby pants she was ready to go.

by Monsk September 22, 2012

poo pants

Someone who has pooed his or her pants. Can be identified by a familiar stinkiness and an awkward guilty expression.

"Ew you stink. You're a poo pants!"

by Cartoonist December 13, 2012

Pussy Pants

the new term for Skinny jeans worn by men.

Look at that wimpy hipster on the corner wearing those tight ass "Pussy Pants!"

by musicbyanton February 5, 2012

Goal Pants

n. A pair of pants that are too small for the owner, but had once been the correct size. The owner insists on keeping the pants and making it a goal to become the same size they once were and thus fit into the pants. After many failed attempts, the goal size may be attained. However two problems usually arise: the goal pants are out of style (usually 10 or more years old) OR the owner proudly wears the pants for a day or two and then celebrates by eating something fattening, like the baconator and their fit lifestyle fades away and they begin to relapse into the round, tubby, person they will always be.

my girlfriend says that she is gonna fit into these pants again (holds up some tiny ass pants)

Damn!!!!! they are tiny, when's the last time that beefy girl wore those?

When she was three!

Now thats some goal pants!

by RedDan69 February 26, 2011