one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

A need

A must, something neccesary

An oversized hoodie with thigh highs is a need!

by Mr. Black Cat December 7, 2022

need time

i fucking need time, ALONE time, without your dumbass, we’re still friends BUT I NEED TIME.

hey i need time :)

by moe fucka November 24, 2020

need any?

Typical drug dealer slang for "do you need any weed?"

Yo you need any?
Nah I just picked up some bud earlier.

by Toaster Doodle January 4, 2016

a friend in need

a person who helps at a difficult time is a truly reliable person.

"you are a friend in need, you are, Edie"

by Arminkshipper October 14, 2024

.9.I Need More skin.9.

.9.I Need More skin.9.

.9.I Need More skin.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 19, 2025

Need It?

The phrase "need it" in Latin, "opus est," has been immortalized in bars across central Texas. It carries a dual meaning, often used to inquire if someone desires a drink or if they are seeking confrontation. This linguistic quirk has become a common expression in social settings, reflecting the blend of German influence and Texan culture in the region.

Hey bitch, you Need It?

by Vance T August 21, 2024