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I need ert

To imply sexual frustration.

Ert meaning 'It' in Norfolk terms.
I havent got laid in over a month, I need ert!
by beardy6991 April 9, 2008
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I Need You To Proces The Art Of Giving Gifts And Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop
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You need a Kerry

A Kerry is a guy best friend who you can do cute couple stuff with and have no feelings. Literally the sweetest guy who will make your heart happy but doesn't want a relationship. Never is there a thought of sexual actions or intent. Just a guy who you can tell anything and will actually listen. Kerry is someone who you will never forget and never leave. He's extremely loyal and is always happy for your accomplishments. Every girl needs a Kerry. 💗
Girl 1) I need a guy best friend who will do couple stuff with me.

Girl 2) Girl you need a Kerry!

Girl 1) omg yes!
by Fickle-Pickle March 18, 2024
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It doesn't need to

Because illegal immigration isn't as bad as you are trying to make it seem.
Hym "Give me a fuck break asshole, I am between an ambulance and like some extracurricular medical attention to all times. Seriously, why don't you pay me like a fucking doctor if you want me to diagnosis myself? Dr. Hym. First diagnosis: Not fucking TMJ. I mean, can you believe this guy? If you were paying me like a doctor we all wouldn't be here right now, would we? Alright? Do you get it? You need really gotta relax with that shit. It doesn't need to be whatever you're trying to say it need to be to be legitimate. It involves real anecdotes from my real life and real memories. There is only 1 guy here. I don't see how my role in my thing is any different from your role in your thing, except, mine is better and you're getting paid and your dick sucked for being worse."
by Hym Iam September 25, 2025
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Do you need that

When someone offends you and you can ask them the phrase as if they need that feeling of offending you.
Summer: you look fat.

Y/n : do you need that?
by Dououneedthat June 1, 2025
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Critical Need-to-Know Information

Burt Gummer: I feel I was denied critical need-to-know information.
by PrinceDeven78 February 21, 2023
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