midnight moos

Midnight moos is when you have a girl over but she was gross, or just bad! Like a cow.. moo

“bro, how was last night, was she good??”
“nah fam, it was midnight moos”
“jeez, she must of been bad”

by Punanichicken December 12, 2019

midnight munch

Eating something between 00:00 and 00:59 that would be considered weird to eat.

Last night I had a lovely midnight munch on Vaseline

by Vesiexz June 26, 2023

Operation Midnight

Shitting your bed.

1: Dont tell anyone this but i had an Operation Midnight last night
2: Tf nigga what?

by LuCola July 09, 2022

Midnight Popeye's

You sell your roommate to sex traffickers or death cult. Use profits to buy fresh fruit.

You missed out on the Midnight Popeye's. Sorry Catherine. Kiwi FTW.

by Rogue Caseworker June 28, 2016

midnight burger

The maist awesomous ae aw podcasts.

Thon Midnight Burger podcast is tge best oot there, eh?

by Nordlebash December 02, 2024

Midnight handwashing

Midnight handwashing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.

"I spent some alone time last night that ended with midnight handwashing."

"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night ill talk to you later."

by ballin'mcballerthe16th July 25, 2023

Two Minutes To Midnight

The amount of time one has to kill the unborn in the womb.

Eugene: "Damnit! How much longer do we have to be the hands of doom and kill the unborn in the womb?"

Steven: "Only Two Minutes to Midnight!"
Eugene: "Steve why the hell did you capitalize Two Minutes To Midnight? "
Steven: "Bitch, I will put you in the Iron Maiden if you don't shut the fuck up."

by ShamooTheWiseandThick August 22, 2022