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Knob End

The "knob end" is the crust of a pasty that you hold to eat it.Sometimes discarded down the Cornish mines for the "knockers" (goblins) to eat.
The knockers loved the knob end
by LordSmithers September 8, 2021
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Noodle Knob

Term for when a man is unable to get an erection during sex, rendering him unable to penetrate, just like a floppy noodle. Knob is a slang term for penis in the United Kingdom.
After a long night of drinking, his girlfriend was left wanting when all he could offer was a noodle knob.
by n00d1e May 4, 2025
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Knob Gobblin

This is when a person is performing oral sex on a male and because they are skittish just work the knob of the penis.
Friend 1: How was the blowjob?
Friend 2: Better than nothing they just sucked in

the head?
Friend 1: Ah man I hate Knob Gobblins!
by Noremac1981 December 23, 2020
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Cob Knob

The handles inserted into corn cobs when eating corn on the cob.
Hey, can you please pass the salt, the butter, and don't forget the cob knobs.
by Chachi Comachi May 18, 2020
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Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick
Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon
by Trem55 January 20, 2017
mugGet the Knob gobbled a kid cannonmug.

Knob shandy

A person who acts like a dick whilst jumping around in a flap(mood).
Stop acting like a knob shandy
by Flipflop83 July 26, 2021
mugGet the Knob shandymug.

dirty knob

A control stick for a video game console that has been coveted in Flamin' Hot Cheetos residue. Normally handed directly to an unsuspecting individual by a friend who has recently consumed Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
God dammit Dominic!! You've created a dirty knob! How am I supposed to play metal gear solid now??
by herbertdroo October 11, 2022
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