jose santiago

intj latino king who religiously dry scoops. santiago is massively built and is rumored to have slept with women in all 195 countries. good with his hands. beautiful eyes. and a dumpy
person 1: i love jose santiago
person 2: me too

person 1: shut up he’s mine
person 2: ok
by very baller very anarchist November 15, 2021
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Jose Aldo

The greatest Featherweight mma fighter of all time undefeated for 10 years in the WEC and the UFC. Is also know as the King of Rio
I love Jose Aldo he’s such a great fighter

He got ko’d in 13 seconds by Conor McGregor

He was literally undefeated for 10 years and is the best featherweight ever wtf? He also has defended the title unlike your chicken who beat him and ran away.
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Jose Lara

A man who lost to jonathan in a race
Jose Lara lost to jonathan in a race
by Ur slow December 22, 2021
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Jose S. C.

Has a dick the size of his personality. Loves to look at twitter and get into fights with Naruto fans who disagree with his views on Dragon Ball. Thinks Goku can solo anybody. Is madly in love with the school secretary and will go out and hang out with you whenever. Looks at gay porn every once in a while. Is a big Fortnite player that sometimes sucks but will come in clutch whenever you need it and constantly uses lag as and excuse for losing a 1v1. But overall he is an intellectual who loves Dragon Ball and is fun to talk too about it
Jackson: You lost Jose S. C.
Jose: No I didn't
Jacob: Yes you did you lost a 1v1 to me

Jose: I was lagging
by BigDaddyJackson69420 March 03, 2022
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jose freeman

hottest man on earth
honestly if your a girl(or guy) just fuck him
jose freeman: exists*
everyone: creams*
by Hdhdbdhrbr May 24, 2022
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Jose Brambila

No gainz, only loses duck sucking baby
Don't come to the weight room being a Jose Brambila bro!!
by DopeyD May 09, 2017
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