Jonah

A man who just goes on living to avoid disappointing his loved ones. A total douchebag and a massive cunt.

Example:

P1: "Wow, look at that guy."

P2: "Yeah, he's a real Jonah."

P3: "Definitely, what a freaking Jonah."

by NotReeder69 January 9, 2021

Jonah Ranz

Jonah Ranz, also known as Jon ranch is a well-known content creator and famous tik toker with a whopping 14.5k follower base. With outlandish content every day, some people wonder when some of his videos start to cross the line. For example, he was recently seen running around publicly, naked in his underwear and laughing ballistically. He is most well known for his "Why I quit surfing" videos on Tiktok that earned him over 1 million views on the video. He also claims that he is a girls lover, posting many videos and pictures of girls that were "playing with his heart" His fan base stays excited for his big yearly halloween productions that have his best editing and acting. Even though his followers seem to adore him, there seems to be a different story with his fellow collegues at middle school. He has spoken and rapped about many times how he has created a "bad reputation" for himself throughout these tough years. One of the most outrageous acts he did was stealing the trash can from the janitor and running around the school vacinity crazily.

yoooo Jonah Ranz whats up! or YOOOO JON RANCH

by user 294850292 June 12, 2021

Jonah

Jonah…. He seems great and loving caring but …. Lest be real heirs a hoe …. Now he could be nice, all I am saying is Jonah's … sweet talk a lot of girls … girls who think they think are easy to get at witch is every girl to them. You see this man will act like an boy …. He’s set in ways with daddy and moody issues that cause them anger witch is taking out on you , he will hit on your friends too …. Lie to your face even though everyone, his friends, your people’s told you he’s been leading you on , cheating however , Jonah will dine it .

Jonah is an cheater

by Rose m. R October 17, 2021

Jonah

Gay dude

Jonah is gay

by picti April 25, 2019

Bonus Jonas

What you call a Jonas brother that's not in the band.
Or a 'Wannabe Jonas brother' but of course the only reason why anybody would want to be a Jonas brother is to get all the girls they get.

"hey have you seen the Bonus Jonas?"
Yeah, he's reciting the lyrics to a Jonas brother song.

by XXX$mok3w33d4lyph3420XXX July 1, 2011

dirty Jonah

someone who like to suck off kids

im a dirty Jonah

by cumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcuu October 24, 2022

Jonas Brothers Haters

Dumbfucks who think they are better than every Jonas Brothers fan.

Jonas Brothers haters constantly say how the music that the Jonas Brothers make is "unreal", just because it is simple to compose, or easy to play.

Jonas Brothers haters constantly bag on Jonas Brothers fans, and they often nag about the grammatical errors or spelling errors fans might make.

True, many Jonas Brothers fans are like this, but that doesn't mean that ALL fans are like that.

Jonas Brothers Haters: These fags suck. They don't play real music. You stupid little girls who only like them because they are "hot". Go listen to some "real" music, like Metallica.

Me: Just because the Jonas Brothers don't have complicated compositions for their music, doesn't mean their music is "fake". Also, just because some fans tend to be over enthusiastic and wrongly accuse you guys of being jealous, doesn't mean ALL of us are like that.

by opinion April 19, 2009