National Jess Day

September 13th is National Jessica Anne Clarke Day, she was given this day because she’s an incredible person.

Tommy: Hey Ryan do you know what day it is?
Ryan: No what day is it?
Tommy: It’s September 13th, National Jess Day, now I have to buy that bitch some flowers smh.

by Tommylowrie2002 September 13, 2022

Jesse

Jesse is a wonderful guy, likely on of the best you'll meet. He's so awesome and funny, not very athletic, but he's smart, kind, and talented. He will treat you right as long as you do same for him. If you meet a Jesse, cherish him because he could be one of the best people you meet.

Guy 1: Jesse just stole my girl!!
Guy 2: How??? Jesse is just like his friend, Kofi, they both hate girls
Guy 1: I know, that is why I am shocked
Guy 2: Girls do not like him because he is not athletic and is very weak

by DEdeArMOO August 10, 2022

Jesse

Typically found in sheds working on toys or driving dune buggies on their private islands. Also known for being yee yee and sending girls pre-work selfies. Or just selfies in general.

What a stud, he’s such a Jesse.

by Biscuitoneshotwonder May 29, 2021

Jesse

A rich boy who always brags about his money. Gets mad at people when they step on his 600 dollar shoes. Nobody likes Jesse expect for other rich sassy rude kids. He has teleporting powers and stalks people. Jesse is a weird mf

Person 1: There’s a new kid named Jesse at Harvey
Person 2: I don’t give af

by stellaiscool March 11, 2022

Jesse

The man the myth the legend. Probably married to a Jenny and plans to have 2 boys and 2 girls. He’s the dopest dude ever

Aww man she’s got herself a jesse. She so luckyyyy

by Seriouslywhy December 24, 2020

Jizzy jezzy jess

A Jizzy Jizzy Jess is someone with poor pussy hygiene to point of having its own ecosystem.

I looked at her crusty panties and found out she was a Jizzy Jezzy Jess

by Mindy Vendetta May 7, 2022

Jesse

Jesse is that type of person that might seem happy but deep down he's like a candle in the wind but he goes through life like everything is O.K because he's a Nisha, Savannah, Zack and a Chloe at he his side and with them there is not that they can't do then throw an Alonique and there you have a high school drama story

Man Jesse has been through a lot luckily he has has Zack Savannah Nisha and Chloe.

by Friendlyneighborhoodwhitegu May 27, 2019