Jasmine Varkey

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Jasmine Varkey is woah so cool

by jamsig November 22, 2021

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Jasmine is a beautiful woman who has the biggest crush on the Grinch. His long feathery fingers cause her spine to shiver and her toes to curl. Jasmine’s ideal role play is with a man in a green suit. If Jasmine is ever having a bad day, just be lean, act mean, and wear green. But don’t steal her ice cream.

Oh, have you met the Grinch’s wife? That’s Jasmine, over there by the ice cream.

by Globe Traveler November 22, 2021

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Jasmine is a beautiful woman who has the biggest crush on the Grinch. His long feathery fingers cause her spine to shiver and her toes to curl. Jasmine’s ideal role play is with a man in a green suit. If Jasmine is ever having a bad day, just be lean, act mean, and wear green. But don’t steal her ice cream.

Oh, have you met the Grinch’s wife Jasmine yet? There she is by the ice cream!

by Globe Traveler November 22, 2021

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Jasmine is a beautiful woman who has the biggest crush on the Grinch. His long feathery fingers cause her spine to shiver and her toes to curl. Jasmine’s ideal role play is with a man in a green suit. If Jasmine is ever having a bad day, just be lean, act mean, and wear green. But don’t steal her ice cream.

OMG have you met the Grinch’s wife Jasmine yet? There she is, by the dessert bar!

by Globe Traveler November 22, 2021

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