bored on the internet

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someone who is bored on the internet and is now reviewing urban dictionary words

by rew rapper April 18, 2020

internet drifter

(Basically just the internet version of an actual drifter)

Internet drifters tend to:

- Not maintain online relationships very much

- Try a lot of different games but not spend a ton of time with only one of them

- Sometimes not respond to messages very quickly

(- Probably lurk on discord servers)

Person 1: "You're such an internet drifter!"
Person 2: "What's an internet drifter?"

by ryan reynolds (?) August 4, 2020

Buffalo Internet

A gentleman's libation, served over ice and consumed directly after waking to ensure adequate intoxication prior to business meetings. Frequently responsible for camera failure, network outage, heavy slurring and other complications to conducting business over video meetings.

"Jeff must have tossed back a few buffalo internets and knocked over his laptop again - let's call this meeting and try again tomorrow."

by Xyxgy July 27, 2022

Internet troll

Someone who is jobless and has no friends causing drama by arguing with people without wanting or accepting anyone's response, also known as a "James"

“Hey look its that internet troll again I think is name was james.

by derrien May 7, 2022

Internet Suicide

A act of effectively deleting all online accounts you can.

Miranda commited internet suicide a few months ago, wonder how she is doing now…

by disturb October 5, 2021

internet funnyman

alpharad being cool

"the licenced internet funnyman"
"and that's showbiz baby" - internet funnyman

by definitely jo malone September 7, 2021

Internet Bangin'

Internet Bangin' is the act of gang bangin' but on tha internetz.

Used mostly by internet tough guys, e-gangsters and virtual thugz.

Internet bangin' be like:
CripKilluh1337: aye where u from jit?
John: i don't bang nigga

by Lifs February 1, 2023