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dry hump wednesday

A mid-week sexual encounter that, had it begun nearer to the weekend and/or with people with sufficient access to privacy, would have resulted in sexual intercourse, but instead is limited to mild groping and partially-clothed rutting which results in a lackluster orgasmic experience. Usually occurring on Wednesdays.
Poor Eric and Barb --just when they thought they had the house to themselves, they found out that the kids missed the bus to the field trip AND that the renters' watermain just busted. Guess it's gonna be another dry hump Wednesday morning for them.
by Betty Missus June 6, 2017
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Humping the dog

Boss: “what are y’all doing… humping the dog? Get back to work!”
by BnizzleMcMizzle December 22, 2023
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Hump Chump

What you call someone who is lacking in the proper amount of force to properly hump with all their might.
"You looked pretty strong I didn't expect you to be such a hump chump."
"The only thing worse than a one pump chump is a hump chump."
"How about we see if you're all that or if you're nothing more than a hump chump."
by IMassTerBaitDaily August 1, 2025
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You-co'-Hump

to have sex because there isn't anything to do
Salvy, when you & g*** ain't got no money and you is borred and there aint nothin to do,, You-co'-Hump!
by mike_jones October 5, 2005
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camel humps

when a woman has the worst cramps in the world and she can hardly move! making her double over in pain. making her back curved like a camel hump.
My girlfriend must have the Camel Humps, the only thing she could do was grunt
by Sarahswann11 July 18, 2011
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camel hump

An aggressive dick bulge; much like a camel toe for men.
girl 1: i hate to address this issue, but in the tenet picture i searched for a bulge🤫😝.

girl 2: me too but that’s called a camel hump.

girl 1: what?

girl 2: a mans camel toe.

girl 1: oh! that makes sense!
by saratunga September 25, 2020
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