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fucktard

retarded fuck who always gets on everyone's nerves. you can't stand to be in the same room as this person cause they're ALWAYS fucking up
"Ew. He/She's here"
"I know right. the fucktard's arrived"
by HoneyBooBooKitty March 21, 2017
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Fucktard

A combination of fuck and retard

A pair of drunk idiots
Omg, David is such a fucktard!
by Omgidon'tcareanymore July 6, 2016
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Fucktard

A barely sentient person that is so incredibly, impossibly, infuriatingly, aggressively stupid that they are not only a threat to others but themselves as well.

They have been so stupid for so long that correcting, humiliating, or criticising them is comparable to pissing in the wind. You will only kill your own brain cells and hope for humanity.

It's best to limit the damage they cause to yourself and others instead of directly eliminating or easing this cause of stupidity because frankly their stupidity is closer to a force of nature or an intangible idea. Like a hurricane or the concept of hunger.
John, "Ben is such a fucktard."

Jane, "Wuh happun'?"

John, "He voted republican."

Jane, "LMAO he is a fucktard."

John, "...did you just pronounce LMAO out loud?"

Jane, "..."
by hdjsnezksk March 19, 2023
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A person that tires to pull a retarded prank, but fucks it up.
Person 1: Dude I tried to prank my Mom but I fucked up
Person 2: You're such a fucktard
by LennonxxJohanna June 28, 2012
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well Joe was a fucktard last night
by Smallfrynocoke May 30, 2021
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cody: jeez kayla why you such a fucktard?

kayla: i just cant help it sorry cody.
by cwright420 March 8, 2011
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A person that doesn’t know how to do their job right and can’t count or read. Specifically a warehouse selector for PFG.
What are the qualifications to select orders for PFG? You have to be a complete fucktard.
by L. Jefe July 29, 2022
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