Eli

a little fag who only few people like. he wheres dumbass toques and usually has blond hair. His favorite time of day is when he goes home and gets dicked down by his dad

Boy 1 :Whos that kid over there?
Boy 2 :Oh thats Eli
Boy 1 : hmmm, fag.

by SWNDWJHFWHFW December 11, 2019

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Eli Gray

Eli gray is a very intelligent, independent girl that will tell you what needs to be said. She cuts straight to the case and waste no time. She is quiet when you first get to know her, but she will open up very quickly and you will see a side of her like no other. She is a natural at school and Aces math effortlessly. Eli Gray is always a helping hand but doesn't let you fall into your delusions to quickly.

"Eli Gray just changed my perspective on life..."

"Eli Gray what's 74/8?"

by puppielover0028009 June 30, 2024

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Eli Anders

The act of having a generationally bad run or ‘stinker’

“Dude i’ve been so unlucky recently i’m having an Eli Anders”

‘I slipped in the dark and accidentally stapled my nuts to my grandpas chin i’m having an Eli Anders’

by Charlize Nelson June 2, 2025

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Eli

Eli is a funny and humorous guy. He has a pretty Average height, darkly colored hair, brown eyes and a medium completion. To be friends with him you have to be patient and not take things to seriously or else you will get very annoyed with him. The friendship is frustrating at first but gets easier with time. He’s there for you and will make you laugh when you least expect it. He will encourage you and tell you your amazing in every way. As a lover, he’s very shy and likes to joke around a lot, a little dirty minded to :))

“I can always trust Eli.”
“Yea, he’s a great friend”

by LookAtLittleTimtim November 21, 2021

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