A short-lived and delusional surge in the stock market or economy that occurs under conservative leadership. This usually happens after a crash, scandal, or policy blunder. It mimics a “dead cat bounce” but with heavier consequences, more denial, and louder press conferences. Symbolically named after the GOP elephant, it represents the false hope injected into markets by tax cuts, culture wars, or trickle-down talking points that no longer land.
Conservatives passed that stimulus for billionaires and called it a recovery. Dead elephant bounce if I’ve ever seen one.
by Jayley Weathers April 20, 2025
by Vjzsnsjsozhssss lw December 18, 2016
by gesischmesi June 28, 2018
When A Boy Shoves a Tube In His Sister’s Ass While Fingering Her, And She Farts While He Has His Nose In The Tube
by CBPC601 December 09, 2024
When an Elephant befriends a human refers to the rare occasion in which an Elephant befriends a Homo sapiens, often doing actions with each other such as ordering Domino's, going to theme parks, and playing tic-tac-toe.
by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024
When a man, wearing pants (with front pockets), Opens his zipper - while keeping pants buckled, and pulls his cock out of the zipper hole. Immediately after he reaches into each front and pulls his pockets inside out and lays them on the outside front of his pants. In doing so creating what looks like an elephant head. It's helps to make an elephant roar right after you've done it to create attention.
by Rasdom571 October 14, 2014
When a guy runs around to get his balls nice and sweaty and then puts one nut over each one of the victims eyes and his dick down their nose like a trunk.
by crackaricanms January 06, 2018