double decker reverse pumpkin blumpkin

To sit on the top of the toilet and take a dump in it, while a girl is sitting backwards on the bottom. She is taking a dump and wearing a pumpkin on her head while giving you dome.

Friend 1: Heather came over and gave me a double decker reverse pumpkin blumpkin on Halloween.
Friend 2: Dam shes notorious for that.

by jrizzel July 29, 2014

Dirty Double

When you perform sexual acts with 2 different partners and don't shower in between.

Dude I just pulled a dirty double on Sharonda and LaQuan!!!

Dude I love chlamydia!!!!

by Doc N September 15, 2012

Upper Decker Reverse Blumpkin Double Dump Out

Taking a dump in the toilet tank while having your dong slobbed by someone sitting reverse on the toilet while they are dumping

Me and my girlfriend totally did a upper decker reverse blumpkin double dump out!

by Dick Head Buckaroo September 20, 2015

prepare for trouble, and make it double

to protect the world from devistation

to unite all peoples within our nation, Jesse James team rocket blast off at the speed of light
(prepare for trouble, and make it double)

by causy April 2, 2020

double edged liar

1. A person who covers a lie with another lie.
2. A person with a never ending trail of lies.

I caught you in a lie and now your trying to lie your way out of it! You're nothing but a double edged liar.

by barrywixon August 14, 2006

double-ditch

To make another's past actions or words invalid in an insulting or annoying manner.

Aww fuck, she's pregnant? She said she was abstinent. Did she double-ditch?

by Kakisho March 14, 2011

double double

A way Canadians order coffee, meaning double cream and double sugar. Most commonly heard at Tim Hortons coffee chain. Even in Quebec the same term is used but pronounced in French of course.

I'll have a large double-double and a boston cream donut.

by Neil Jamieson April 26, 2004