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Double Penne Pasta

This is a fun and polite way of saying that as a gay man you received double penetration in your asshole during a threesome. Two dicks, one ass.
#1 -- So, how was the threesome?
#2 -- Good! I got double penne pasta.
#1 -- Wow! Aren't you feeling a little loose?
#2 -- ** Head tilted, hand on chin ** YEP!
by ILoveGeraldWallace June 11, 2013
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double headed hatchet wound

Is a girls vagina that looks like its been cut open wide like a hatchet wound or ax.
Damn that girls pussy is so red and open looks like she got in the way of a hatchet throwing contest.she has a double headed hatchet wound.
by nate calfee January 22, 2014
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Double Question

Two questions used in one sentence to save time because you're a lazy shit that are somehow easy to understand.
Hungover man: When does the bus cost?

Other hungover man: Nice Double Question, it's coming in 15 minutes and it costs 3 quid.

What drink are we going tonight? - Where are we going tonight and what are we drinking?
by Snapbackchat May 24, 2014
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double decker reverse pumpkin blumpkin

To sit on the top of the toilet and take a dump in it, while a girl is sitting backwards on the bottom. She is taking a dump and wearing a pumpkin on her head while giving you dome.
Friend 1: Heather came over and gave me a double decker reverse pumpkin blumpkin on Halloween.
Friend 2: Dam shes notorious for that.
by jrizzel July 29, 2014
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Dirty Double

When you perform sexual acts with 2 different partners and don't shower in between.
Dude I just pulled a dirty double on Sharonda and LaQuan!!!

Dude I love chlamydia!!!!
by Doc N September 15, 2012
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Taking a dump in the toilet tank while having your dong slobbed by someone sitting reverse on the toilet while they are dumping
Me and my girlfriend totally did a upper decker reverse blumpkin double dump out!
by Dick Head Buckaroo September 20, 2015
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prepare for trouble, and make it double

to protect the world from devistation
to unite all peoples within our nation, Jesse James team rocket blast off at the speed of light
(prepare for trouble, and make it double)
by causy April 2, 2020
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