Closed Door Policy

1 Slang in a corporate environment where feedback and open communication from cubicle monkeys is strongly discouraged. Opposite of Open Door Policy.

2 Sarcastic term used to mock an organization's Open Door Policy double speak, when their Open Door Policy is just meaningless tripe and lip service.

I thought of a great way to save the company some money, but our manager's Closed Door Policy ensures that will never happen... she thinks ideas from the cubicle farm are a waste of her precious time. I feel like such a tool.

by Security Wonk August 13, 2008

Door way bandit

When dec fingers you against a door whilst at a party

The door way bandit strikes again, bet you don’t know who I am

by USKET123 January 13, 2020

Close the door upwards

Another, more polite way to say shut up.

"I can say whatever I want. Why don't you close the door upwards!"

by zark5 April 16, 2009

glossing the front door

Great for people who wants multiple visitors to their front door. Applying a thick coat, as often as needed. Spread evenly for a smooth finish and to cover all crevices.

Claudia spent the weekend glossing the front door.

by The Gentleman Phraser August 7, 2017

hoof the back doors in

A term to express forced anal violation, usually of a female.

I'd like to hoof the back doors in on that young beauty

by Hoof Man February 3, 2010

Back door selfie

No mirror lifted sack anus selfie

Go on snapchat and send me a back door selfie

by BUTTHOLE, P.h.D February 25, 2014

Barn Door

When an incest hobo fucks your ass.

He gave her barn door.

by Babe Material xD May 10, 2018