Chicago sausage shuffle

When you jerk off 2 people while also taking it in every hole including eye and ear hole

Jack wanted to do a Chicago sausage shuffle but I said no

by Ecrotex March 14, 2021

Chicago

When used as a verb - To ignore or downplay an issue because the city of Chicago has a serious gang problem. Past tense: Chicago'd/Chicagoed

Victim: AAAAGHHHH I need help! Someone please help me lift this boulder crushing me!
Bystander: Sorry, I can't because, well.....Chicago!
Victim: What?! What does that have to do with this? We are in South Dakota!
Bystander: Well, Chicago has a huge crime problem and until that is dealt with, I can't take your issue seriously.

Victims: Wow, thanks a lot! I hope you win a Carnegie Medal for your benevolence UGHHHHH x_x
Bystander: You're welcome....you okay? Hello?
Police officer (30 minutes later): We have a DOA, just recovered from a crushing boulder....based on a witness who refused to help, looks like he's been Chicago'd

by da MAK January 27, 2024

Chicago bears

A more entertaining football club than the New Orleans Saints (even if they lost the game).

The Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

chicago snowball

When someone partially swallows semen then regurgitates and sprays the entirety of the load out of their mouth towards the person who issued it.

Lindsey took a nice creaming in her mouth then Chicago snowballed it all over John.

by Ironman2140 April 13, 2015

Chicago housing authority

Blacks? Maybe, I don’t know.

Eddie “hey homie, where’s my house at?”

Chicago Housing Authority (the Governor) “hey, here’s a multi million dollar penthouse cuz you’re black”

by Hood rat chiraq bud December 17, 2023

chicago knight

A goon who roams the streets around 3:00 am looking to start some bad shit that will hurt the community.

Yo that nigga ramen a Chicago knight, he no good.

by Mr. Love gee September 2, 2016

Chicago White Sox

The better version of the Cubs. Yes, they aren't amazing but compared to the Cubs they are the freaking New York Yankees. The White Sox's stadium is also a million times better than Wrigley Field and they also do this thing called winning.

Cubs suck. Let's go see the Chicago White Sox game because they actually win.

by RyGuyHill November 23, 2022