Angry Korean

A fast mechanical handjob, ultimately unsatisfying

I got an angry korean but don't really feel great about it.

by Ra da cha na da April 3, 2020

The Angry Cactus

Forcing sexual intercourse on a porcupine.

"Dan got wrecked trying to pull the angry cactus, it looks like his dick was attacked by a sewing machine."

by Alternative Holes February 22, 2020

angry richard

An Angry Richard is where one male/female rubs icyhot on a phallic object, then proceeds to fornicate with a a partner.

Damn, my girl cried after I gave her a mean Angry Richard

by MikeHuntYaBoo May 14, 2020

angry richard

When a Male rubs his dick in icyhot then fornicate with a woman.

Dude, my girls pussy was on fire when I gave her that angry richard

by MikeHuntYaBoo May 14, 2020

Angry Aaron

When you're watching porn, the computer stops working and you ram the nearest tampon up your arse to finish quickly

"Man it just wouldn't load and I had to pull an Angry Aaron"
"Mate what the fuck"

by TheAngryAaron October 8, 2020

The angry santa

The angry Santa is when the big toe is sticking out of the hole in your sock.

Dude,I need new socks cause the angry Santa is annowing me. I keep having to take off my shoe to cover my toe!

by Pwailnuts March 17, 2017

angry pizza

The act of going about your business with a female during her mentrual cycle. This act typically creates a red stain on the bed sheets where at the point of orgasm, the male pulls out and shoots his load onto said stain creating an angry looking pizza patch.

The mess we made of the sheets last night looked like an angry pizza.

by Uwelads March 29, 2017