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Poser

Someone trying to push an agenda of equality, justice, and hope, even though none of it is anything to them, none of it was ever sacred enough to them to be anything to them. Two sides don't have to agree or get along to be equal, since equality never meant any two people ever had to get along or agree on anything. Equality also doesn't mean two people have to be friends because they are equal. People are not better or worse than their enemies.
The poser claimed to be for equality, justice, reform, and hope, but really those were all surface matters in her power struglle for control of a town she wasn't originally from, and one that would never really be anything to her besides a playground.
by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021
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Poser

You know even if a guy in a statue of liberty outfit has a big smile on his face while he's selling insurance, he cries himself to sleep every night even though he looks like he's having a lot of fun, and he's pretending to be having fun. It would be interesting to see a guy wearing a statue of liberty suit pissed off or frowning and telling people to buy their product even though it doesn't work so he can keep his job since he's got mouths to feed and would much rather be a poet or a musician.
This guy/girl is a poser, you know that selling insurance doesn't really make him/her happy, even if he/she is good at what he/she does. The poser can keep compromising and crying himself/herself to sleep at night.
by Solid Mantis February 2, 2020
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Musical poser

Someone who tries to make fun of all the people that made fun of them in songs.
The musical poser made songs about people who made fun of him/her growing up so that nobody would mess with the musical poser.
by Solid Mantis May 7, 2020
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Poser

A female that wanted be daddy's little girl growing up, but was actually a mama's girl that learned to imitate tomboys she met in life to get attention.
His/her little sister was a poser as a kid and still is. She's never really been who she said she was.
by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021
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Poser

A person who starts a Misfits tribute band and worries more about what they look like and the exact lyrics than actually worrying about having fun. Can often be seen at San Miguel's eating TexMex and wearing a leather trenchcoat.
by C4_Party November 17, 2022
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Poser

Someone that has to make clever abbreviations for words so that they don't end up cursing, to defend their appropriate and wholesome looking/sounding image.
He/she was a poser that didn't want to say anything that didn't make him/her look wholesome or appropriate. The fucked up thing about it was he/she also didn't want to say/do anything that made him/her look uptight or prudish, because he/she also wanted to play the people who hated anything wholesome.
by The Original Agahnim June 13, 2021
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Brain poser

A brain poser highlights the act of "posing" as intelligent. It combines "brain" with "poser," immediately signaling someone who's faking intelligence.
"He spent twenty minutes using all sorts of fancy jargon, but it was clear he was just a brain poser trying to impress the boss."
by Mac Merk July 22, 2025
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