Skip to main content

Mouse

Ugh! He is such a Mouse.
But Katy is a huge Mouse, she never listens to me.
by geno1906 July 14, 2017
mugGet the Mouse mug.

Mouse in the House

When you're suspicious or know that your gf/wife is cheating on you with another man. Dick = Mouse, Vagina = House
Bro: Yo man I just saw your wife out with this dude and kissing and hugging!!!

Capt'n: Dammit man! I have a Mouse in the House.
by Dudeyobruh July 19, 2017
mugGet the Mouse in the House mug.

Southern Brunswick Mouse Maneuver

The act of inserting a colleagues' pc mouse into the own vagina in order to show dominance over that bitch.
Colleague A: "E. is being a real snitch again!"
Colleague B: "Guess it's time for another Southern Brunswick Mouse Maneuver."
by Albfred July 20, 2017
mugGet the Southern Brunswick Mouse Maneuver mug.

mouse meat

She has good mouse meat
by Lil B253 August 23, 2017
mugGet the mouse meat mug.

Texas Road Mouse

Common to urban areas of Texas, it is defined as a young, shy prostitute.
1: Did you see that Texas Road Mouse?
2: Yeah, tried to hire her once, but she was so shy I had to ask for a refund
by Hjabajbabhaba April 19, 2018
mugGet the Texas Road Mouse mug.

mouse

"Now, are we men or are we mice?"
"I'd actually prefer to be a mouse, but that's just my opinion."
"You were supposed to say men, you halfwit-"
by finn for the win July 27, 2018
mugGet the mouse mug.

moused-up

Using a tampon, as in she is; on the blob, she’s got the painters in etc. The root of the definition refering to the similarity of Tampax tampon to a small white rodent because of the body of the tampon and its “white string” like a tail and the act of inserting it up the vagina. Other brands may have different coloured strings but the result is the same they are moused-up.
No chance of getting my rocks off tonight, she’s moused-up for the week.
by Major Noshheroff July 30, 2018
mugGet the moused-up mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email