donkey rofl

the act of breaking out in raucous laughter while performing doggy-style sex on another person.

Joe: Hey, Steve! How was your date with Cindy last night?
Steve: It was swell until she got mad and left.
Joe: What happened?
Steve: I was performing doggy-style sex on her, and then i noticed her NKOTB tattoo on her ass and donkey rofl'd.

by wtfchat December 10, 2008

donkey schlong

When a donkey comes up behind you and buttrapes you until he fills your rectum with his donkey semen while braying in your ear like some autistic child having a seizure. Causes immense pain (or satisfaction, if you for some reason you enjoy having your buttcheeks torn by a wild animal.)

Bob: Hey man, ready to get donkey schlonged by this math test?
Joe: Yeah dude, Mr. Rogers is gonna rape us so hard.

by 0929 August 21, 2016

donkey slap

when somebody has passed out at a party, and then you whip out your dick and slap them with it on the face leaving an imprint of a dick.

"yo man, that girl passed out so i donkey slapped her face, go look at her face, it's fucking hilarious!!"

by Lyle V January 11, 2008

donkey fuckee

Someone who gets fucked by donkeys

Rob Passantino and Pat Gerrity get fucked in the ass by the same donkey, that is why they are donkey fuckees

by Mandinga October 2, 2003

donkey punch

When you're having anal sex with a girl and you're just finishing up, you punch them in the back of the head, making her ass hole contract so that when you pull out there's no shit on your dick.

"Tim donkey punched me last night when we were having sex."

by lysopac September 6, 2006

Donkey's Revenge

Donkey's revenge is when a girl has been donkey punched and decides to get revenge. While receiving anal sex from the male, she has a friend sneak into the room and just as the male is reaching climax, her friend punches the male in the back of the head, interrupting his orgasm and hopefully making him think twice before he tries a donkey punch again.

Angry about the fact that Peter had donkey punched her the previous week, the next time they had anal sex, Charlotte had her friend Bella come into the room and smash Peter in the back of the head just as he reached orgasm. After being on the receiving end of the Donkey's Revenge, Peter decided against Donkey Punching his girlfriend in the future.

by Sparkletits January 25, 2011

Donkey Muffin

The term used when a guy shoves a muffin inside the woman's vagina, vigorously pounding the muffing, until it is completely broke up. Then a guy comes in with a donkey suit on and continues to eat the muffin out of her vagina until all of the muffin is gone.

Dude, Me and Tony gave that girl a Donkey Muffin!

by TAcTiiCzZz June 14, 2012