The sound your mom makes in bed

When your father and mother have a sexual intercourse.

The sound your mom makes in bed:
Mom: AhhhhHhhHh~
Dad: Ngh~
Mom: OH YEAH DADDY~
Dad: You like that~
Mom: Yes~ Daddy~ Harder~
Dad: You look so hot right now~
Mom: AhHH~
Dad: *cums*

by Big.Brain.Loser May 10, 2022

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Your moms favorite Minecraft seed

My penis

Sweeney loves your moms favorite Minecraft seed

by Fruck yeah May 19, 2019

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Did your mom go to college?

A variation of the phrase 'Your mom went to college' used for no other reason than to annoy your friends at a moments notice.

Silence.
Mark - Tony, I have a question for you.
Tony - What's up?
Mark - Did your mom go to college?
Tony - Yes, actually, it was a tech school. And you are obnoxious.

by Tdawg201 December 21, 2010

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Your Mom wears body glitter

A slam or insult for a cougar Mom; what to say to a Mom who is dressing like a teenage girl.

A sheep in lambs clothing.

I can't believe how tacky you are! Your Mom wears body glitter!!

by Totes Hun Cal FroYo December 06, 2010

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I Peed in your mom Vachina

A lego league of legends player has gotten more vachina than you.
Has 2 side chads to emphasize the peeing of the insides a vachina of which your mother owns

Me - “Hey what did you do to my mom?”
Lego guy - “I peed in your mom vachina?”

by Bollocks Mcartny Jr. August 23, 2021

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