12 inches up your mom

A phrase to make a online bully shut up.

Jean: lol you're probably only 12.

Ryan: yeah I'm 12. 12 inches up your mom.

Jean:........

by dabi's vibrator February 3, 2021

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guy who fucked your mom

me

“i am the guy who fucked your mom, doin ya mom doin doin ya mom”

by singular fiddlestick December 10, 2021

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Did your mom go to college?

A variation of the phrase 'Your mom went to college' used for no other reason than to annoy your friends at a moments notice.

Silence.
Mark - Tony, I have a question for you.
Tony - What's up?
Mark - Did your mom go to college?
Tony - Yes, actually, it was a tech school. And you are obnoxious.

by Tdawg201 December 21, 2010

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Your Mom wears body glitter

A slam or insult for a cougar Mom; what to say to a Mom who is dressing like a teenage girl.

A sheep in lambs clothing.

I can't believe how tacky you are! Your Mom wears body glitter!!

by Totes Hun Cal FroYo December 6, 2010

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I broke your mom's water

When you start to penetrate a pregnant woman so deep, it goes up the babies ass.

Man 1: Dude, I broke your mom's water last night.

Man 2: When we get home, let me beat your ass.

by Manwithaboat October 14, 2017

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I Peed in your mom Vachina

A lego league of legends player has gotten more vachina than you.
Has 2 side chads to emphasize the peeing of the insides a vachina of which your mother owns

Me - “Hey what did you do to my mom?”
Lego guy - “I peed in your mom vachina?”

by Bollocks Mcartny Jr. August 23, 2021

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