A reference to alcohol and cocaine, as well as the behaviors associated with the consumption of those substances (i.e. dancing on a table).
by OG_Miggysmalls January 14, 2024
A reference to alcohol and cocaine, as well as the behaviors associated with the consumption of those substances (i.e
by OG_Miggysmalls January 14, 2024
to put your keyboard cell phone down on a table and place your hand(s) on it and type your txt message like a keyboard on a computer.
I was at a fast food place and I had a burger in my hand, but I had to txt someone, so I started table txting with my free hand.
by blizzblast December 13, 2010
Table pour: as a statement - implies beer was so bad you couldn’t risk it staying in your drinking vessel long enough to. Make it to a dump bucket. Properly done by pouring it on the table while maintaining eye contact with whomever gave you this beer.
“Actual water on mars would taste better, even if it would ruin my body by consuming it. This beer is so bad it’s a table pour.”
by toastcowboy November 12, 2017
by Hotasman24 June 28, 2020
by ReallyRealPerson1800 April 30, 2024