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Elephant Peanut Butter

n. : Gooey paste like film; which normally resides in the crotch area.
Did you see all that elephant peanut butter left over after those dirty hippies had sex Lindsay Lohan in that tent in the backyard? Damn, those dirty hippies WILL do anything!
by L3Mon_Slic3R November 13, 2011
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white elephant

This common slang term for a useless gift or person is also a slur for conservative GOP Republicans, especially rich, "white," elderly members of the party.

It is a play on the common usage of the term (implying such individuals are useless or even a burden) and upon the wrinkled appearance of the animals.

The phrase originally comes from the actual white elephants of India which were considered sacred property of the king, above doing work, and were given as supposed rewards to loyal subjects, but due to the expensive nature of keeping an elephant and the fact that they were forbidden from making the beast labor the gift could actually end up ruining the recipient, and was sometimes intended to. Politics can be brutal!
I had no idea grandpa was a White Elephant until I heard him talking about wanting to build a wall on the Mexican border!
by Madam Myriad September 20, 2016
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Greasy Elephant

When a friend's parent buys you a thoughtful gift that you weren't expecting, such as a scented candle or a deck of playing cards.
"Damn Jimmy, I can't believe your mom dropped such a greasy elephant on me last night! My room is going to smell so nice once I light it!"

"Oh Mr. Johnson... Please put that greasy elephant away... It's too much... and your wife is coming home soon. Thank you for this deck of playing cards!"
by SaintBoy June 11, 2018
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elephant pain

To inflict a beating on someone that leaves a scar. A pain that they won't forget in a hurry. As in Elephants never forget
He Dissed my Bitch so I give this fool some elephant pain
by The Tw1ns March 16, 2016
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go elephants

Without a doubt, the most popular chant at the University of Alabama. Most girls get wet just thinking about Big Al's trunk slithering inside them, carefully shooting peanuts again and again. At each game, right before kick off, students all scream in unison, "Go ELEPHANTS" as soon as they spot Nick Saban and hot hunk Al. They only show the Roll Tide on TV because the true phrase is too powerful to be heard by mere mortals(let alone people from Ohio)
Can't wait to go to the game! Go elephants!!!
by getItInGorgas April 28, 2019
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elephant

Are you an elephant? You crush me to pieces!
by doggo_live February 26, 2024
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Elephant stamp

When you snoodle a tube of lipstick,then leave kiss marks on someone with your foreskin.
Bro,I used her Chanel lipstick to cover her with elephant stamps last night.She was pissed when found out.
by Matt146 December 26, 2023
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