by chicago222 November 7, 2011
Get the Snarky Catmug. When an indoor/outdoor cat is locked up in the house for far too long due to inclement weather, and he gets to the point where he has to release his energy. This is done usually via misbehavior. Cat Crazy has defined symptoms such as the eyes gleam with this inner light, the cat looks around in a crazed manner, so his body language announces that the rampage is about to begin. Once this powerful force takes control of the cat, all previous house rules are "cur-tailed." Forbidden cubbards become mountain hikes to be relished; tops of refrigerators become peaks to be scaled, etc. After the energy is expelled, the cat then settles down for a relieved nap.
Now that it's 115 degrees outside during the day and 90 degrees at night here in Arizona, the incidents of our cats going cat crazy have picked up geometrically. We were awoken several times this week to the noises of our cats rampaging through the house in utter frustration.
Sheriff Bruiny Bear Goodfellow, who usually upholds the law by protecting the perimeters of the yard, sat in the middle of the kitchen floor, looking around furtively. He was about to break the kitchen rules, and he was well aware of it. The tops of the kitchen cubbards beckoned him as does a downhill run for a college student ditching class in winter. The forbidden rampage lasted only five minutes, but for him, it was worth every second. Thereafter, he settled down for a good snooze.
Sheriff Bruiny Bear Goodfellow, who usually upholds the law by protecting the perimeters of the yard, sat in the middle of the kitchen floor, looking around furtively. He was about to break the kitchen rules, and he was well aware of it. The tops of the kitchen cubbards beckoned him as does a downhill run for a college student ditching class in winter. The forbidden rampage lasted only five minutes, but for him, it was worth every second. Thereafter, he settled down for a good snooze.
by Kit Carson July 21, 2010
Get the Cat Crazymug. Billy the cat inst a cat he doesn't take showers so we think he is scared of water like a cat. He smells really bad like he just rolled in shit and he doesn't brush his teeth so when he opens his mouth he has poop residue in his mouth. It rotting his teeth and he is slow in the head like he just got done doing crack. when his mom lets him have a dog she has to hide the peanut butter but she doesn't let him have a dog because what he did that was inappropriate in the past. She walked in on him with peanut butter and the dog i do not need to explain anymore you guys get the idea what he does with animals. He also started humping his dog and he got his dog pregnant what a creep that his life comes down to this.
by cool brian November 5, 2018
Get the Billy the catmug. Sylvester is one of the coolest cartoon characters of all time Sylvester has a very sloppy voice but Sylvester the cat isn't a character who gets what he wants he would starve get blown up and more he is mostly known because of tweety bird and speedy Gonzales but he also is known for being a coward that is scared of everything with porky pig just like Luigi from the mario series and he would also hang out with his son Sylvester Jr
by A strange hobo January 17, 2018
Get the Sylvester the catmug. a girl that never stops laughing. she dresses up just for the fun of it and usually wears mismatched socks. She makes funny faces and is good at imitating anime characters. usually a super duper fast sprinter. often from texas or so cal. funny, crazy, loud, makes me smile.
by tiger tigger November 12, 2009
Get the Cat Velociraptormug. It is the apex predator of Arvada, Colorado. It has the strength of ten raccoons, the length of a vespa scooter, the height of a fire hydrants, and the eyes of a demon long dead (just red). It is rarer than big foot, chupacabra, and an affordable housing with a view of the mountains.
by TheLasso May 16, 2019
Get the Weasel Catmug. by Lotus.py May 9, 2023
Get the Cat Mafiamug.