Residual semen that's been left on an article of clothing, therefore dried and crusty. The 'vanilla' come from the color of the jizz which resembles a sort of melted vanilla ice cream.
by aaaaaahhhhhhtheworldisending September 1, 2017

Vile Vanilla Swirl - Foreplay Move - Advanced Technique.
The act of a female collecting a males Smegma in her mouth while stroking until climax. Just before climax however she then licks the inside of the groin to collect the sweat and other collections collecting them in her mouth as the male ejaculates collecting that as well. She then fellatiates the penis with mixture in her mouth mixing thoroughly and swallows the mixture.
The act of a female collecting a males Smegma in her mouth while stroking until climax. Just before climax however she then licks the inside of the groin to collect the sweat and other collections collecting them in her mouth as the male ejaculates collecting that as well. She then fellatiates the penis with mixture in her mouth mixing thoroughly and swallows the mixture.
My girlfriend surprised me with a Vile Vanilla Swirl last night. It was odd and I told her to wash her mouth out.
by Tigtiggy February 13, 2021

by Keeeejakyja March 24, 2022

by RaventheReal March 4, 2023

people have the audacity to equate vanilla with “plain”. the fruit of a delicate orchid pollinated by hand. worth its weight in solid gold and beyond. the fussy black-and-cream jewel of the american continent. you sick son of a bitch. imagine a world without vanilla. no blondies. no pound cakes. no crème brûlée, no coke floats. no cream soda. no satiny new york-style cheesecakes. no warm apple pie à la mode. no velvety complexity to bring out complex notes in chocolate desserts. no depth of flavour in your cakes and cookies and milkshakes. all in just a few precious seeds or grams of paste or perfumed teaspoons of liquid black platinum. what you don’t understand could fill the library of alexandria seven times over and then some. you ungrateful bastard i’m going to kill you
Vanilla is the best thing ever
by Aifsbugvbuuh May 19, 2024

when a girl is giving you a blowjob (has to be during winter) and when you're about to cum you dump snow on her face then cum giving the snow the appearance of vanilla ice cream
Guy: so how'd it go with Jessica last night. Guy 2: GREAT! she started sucking me off so I gave her a vanilla snowman!
by Tacocorn13 October 12, 2018

by Si Mc April 11, 2022
