MIDNIGHT

horror, nightmare,blood god, dax fan, MIDNIGHT is the definition of psycho

MIDNIGHT monster is coming for you

by Blueeyedphyscho June 27, 2023

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Midnight Thief

A man who’s sends a dm at 2 am in hopes of getting attention from a beautiful girl. The Midnight Thief never sleeps.

“Why are you awake at this hour, are you trying to be a Midnight Thief!!??”

by agent 0013 June 9, 2024

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Midnight dusk, nighttime shush

When everything is going shit and it's past midnight, it's time to go bed.

I just lost another game of CS... midnight dusk, nighttime shush.

by smallmouse99 June 24, 2024

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When it's midnight or later and a guy gets hungry for junk food. You got to cut the carbs and stick to protein to not become a fat loser guy. Don't eat carb rich foods. Stick to protein rich foods and healthy fats and exercise and fruits and vegetables and meats. No sodas at midnight or pies or fries or any of that junk.

Steve: I'm going to diet.

Tony: Me too. Watch out for the Midnight 15! It's when you eat a lot at midnight or later and then get fat.
Steve: What's the worst that could happen?

Steve: I'm going to eat cheeseburgers with triple bread and extra fries and a huge soda.

Tony: I'm going to switch out the buns of cheeseburgers with carb smart buns and eat a lot less fries and also a diet soda. I'm also going to make a onion and avocado salad.

*1 month later.

Steve: Aw man! I gained 9lbs.

Tony: Yes! I lost 7lbs.

Steve: Why?!

Tony: Haha! You're a fat loser!

by HawaiianPunch1 August 12, 2024

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