Puerto Rican tax return

It's when a Puerto Rican girl gives you anal so you'll marry her in order to give her U.S. citizenship.
Bob: I just got a Puerto Rican tax return from this hot piece of ass last night.
Joe: Damn! It's so hot when girls come here illegally.
by Buttstink Goober November 14, 2014
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French Tax

If there is a french racing driver or a manufacturer taking part in a motorsport race weekend,they must suffer at least one mechanical failure that will result in either a DNF or 0 points race result.
"The Alpine car's engine shut off and they've stopped on the track.That's French Tax for you."
by Wojach May 09, 2023
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Tesco tax

The punitive price premium charged on some products by Tesco supermarkets for customers without a loyalty card. Tesco is the UK's largest grocery chain with 28% market share.
"I paid £1 extra in Tesco tax on the ice cream because I didn't have my clubcard."

"You can opt out of tracking cookies for free online, but the Tesco tax means you need to be rich to do so offline as well."

"I went to Sainsbury's instead to avoid the Tesco tax."
by tescotax April 08, 2023
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Theis Tax

Theis Tax is the way of checking the validity of a win/loss against the Houston Rockets. If the Rockets were beaten, Theis Tax would be considered if the NBA Center known as Daniel Theis was active during the game. If Theis Tax is present, the loss would no longer be valid. Theis Tax would also be included if a team loses to the Houston Rockets. If Daniel Theis is present during a Rockets win, the losing team is eligible for mockery, as they lost to the rockets even with Theis Tax”
“The Rockets Lost? Have you taken Theis Tax into consideration?”
by DanielTheisUnAppreciater December 18, 2021
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Speaking Tax

When someone annoys you and won't shut up. He gets the Speaking Tax that means, you're going to ignore him until you stop.

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^Dude shut up, you got a Speaking Tax

*And what's that??

^I ignore you simply until you stop

*Really? Idk if you're going to make it! Wanna see my new shoes or do you wanna go to the beach or maybe... Rich? Are you listening? Are you serious??!

^...
by Yononimo April 20, 2018
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Brass Tax

A play on words from the saying Brass Tacks, but carries like meaning . The implication being Brass, as in Knuckles and Tax, being violence or threat of violence and paying what's due or else. Similar To "F#@% around and Find out" But with a stronger, physical and visual implication.
Good to see that you're making good to correct you mistakes and pay what you owe, otherwise you would have had to pay the Brass Tax to make it right.
by masterplanner February 22, 2023
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dallas texas goose taxes

A very silly individual. The silliest goose. Totally tubular and sooo cool.
You're the best dallas texas goose taxes I know tbh.
by alpha wolf0909 December 12, 2023
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